Everyone is being all artsy on instagram during the summer and then there is me looking like a fucking papaya
i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs
in my experience with men, i’ve found that a lot of them would be turned on by the act of crushing a watermelon with your thighs i feel this comic could go in a totally different adult-like nsfw direction
DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.
Andrew Garfield’s superhero moment at Comic-Con..
Guys…someone finally did it! They dressed up in a shitty version of their character…AND THEN REVEALED THAT THEY ARE THAT CHARACTER! ITS FINALLY HAPPENED
THIRD TIME REBLOGGING
GUESS WHOS BACK
BACK AGAINnot mcr.